Archive for August, 2009
US News Anchor Erin Burnett Calls Rudd a Serial Killer, Shouts “U.S.A! U.S.A!”, Shows Breasts on T.V
U.S news anchor and part time mens magazine model Erin Burnett has called Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd “a kangaroo humping serial killer who should be charged with war crimes”. Burnett made the allegations after what she claims was “really extensive research and some very serious journalisming” involving switching on her microwave and realising it [...]
Snuggie Related Accidents Up 450%, Safety Officials Call for Blanket Ban on Product
The makers of Snuggie are in damage control today, with newly released figures from hospitals nationwide indicating that accidents involving the “The Blanket with Sleeves!” are up over 450% on the same period last year. In the most recent incident, a family of 4 watching television while wearing Snuggie’s suffered multiple injuries when the youngest [...]
Kyle Sandilands Sacked from Australian Idol, Jackie O a Nobody Again.
IN BREAKING NEWS, Kyle Sandilands, one time co-host of 2DayFM’s The Kyle and Jackie O Show, has been sacked this evening by Channel 10 from his judging role on Australian Idol. Sandilands has now been sacked from both his radio and television programs, creating the rare and highly coveted “Sandilands-Free Zone” in the Australian Cultural [...]
Kyle and Jackie O Radio Show Suspended, World Cheers!
The Kyle and Jackie O radio show, facing mounting criticism over its handling of child rape and host Kyle Sandilands beard, was today suspended by 2Day FM. The show has been under a cloud since last week, when a so-called ‘stunt’ involving a raped child, a dolphin, Kyle Sandilands haircut and a chocolate eclair got [...]
