Archive for September, 2009
Madonna Faints Onstage, Blames Exhaustion, Definitely Exhaustion, Not Age, Okay?
Madonna, currently on the Lower North East Bulgarian leg of her “I Have a Vagina! World Tour” has fainted twice on stage this week, sparking fears for her health. Both fainting spells occurred during the opening number, within the first 2 minutes of the highly energetic act which sees Madonna parachute to the stage naked [...]
Abominable Snowman Announces Engagement to Tim Holding
The Abominable Snowman has announced his engagement to Tim Holding. Yesterday the Snowman and Holding were dramatically lifted to safety aboard a hovering rescue helicopter after spending 3 days lost at Mount Feathertop. After the rescue, Holding revealed his secret relationship with the Abominable Snowman, and that they had an Abominable Snowbaby which he had [...]
Tim Holding Found Alive, Admits to Affair with Abominable Snowman
Minister Tim Holding, who went missing on Sunday while bushwalking, has been found alive and well, and living with the Abominable Snowman. Minister Holding admitted at a packed media conference held at Mount Feathertop after his rescue this morning that he has been carrying on the relationship with the Abominable Snowman for the past 3 [...]
