Archive for November, 2009

Joe Hockey Challenges Malcolm Turnbull to Cage Match to Decide Party Leadership

Joe Hockey today challenged embattled Liberal party leader Malcolm Turnbull to a no rules Cage Match to decide the leadership of the Party. “I’ve had enough of that fucking nancyboy, it’s about time someone kicked his balls out of his mouth and returned the Liberal Party to it’s former glory” said Hockey today after a [...]

Dubai Broke, Plans Sausage Sizzle to Raise Funds

Dubai, who yesterday announced they were broke and close to defaulting on 1 trillion dollars worth of international loans, have released a detailed plan to kickstart their economy and repay their debts. Markets worlwide beathed a sigh of relief at the news, claiming that a default by Dubai could have led the world right back [...]