Tiger Woods has denied claims that he repeatedly drove his car into a tree while trying to escape his wife who was angry about affair rumours. “Clearly that’s a lie. I could have hit the tree in one shot and Nike would have sponsored the accident. I’m not a loser like Greg Norman you know.”

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