Archive for January, 2010

Kosky Quits Politics – Blames Sex Scandal, Not Myki Debacle

Public Transport Minister Lynne Kosky has quit politics due to her  involvement in a sex scandal involving 86 players from the AFL, NRL and National Lawn Bowls Association. She has denied her resignation is due to her bungled handling of the myki smartcard debacle. “Let me make this perfectly clear. I had sex, lots and [...]

Car Nazi GM tells Tiger Woods “No More Cars for You!”

General Motors have told Tiger Woods he won’t be getting any more free cars, in the latest of a long line of sponsor withdrawals. “Up till now we’ve had an agreement with Tiger Woods where he  could walk into any GM dealership worldwide and drive off with any car he fancied without cost.” said Hogarth [...]