Archive for April, 2010
Benicio Del Toro, Angelina Jolie Arrested, Bryan Singer Shot Dead Over Magnum Gold Ice Cream Haul
Actors Benicio Del Toro and Angelina Jolie are in custody today and director Bryan Singer (The Usual Suspects, Superman Returns) has been shot dead after their planned heist of 75 million Magnum Gold ice cream bars went tragically wrong last night. It’s alleged that Del Toro, Jolie and Singer hatched the daring plan to break [...]
Justin Bieber Cancels Australian Show – Blames Sore Tummy
Canadian teen heart-throb moppet Justin Bieber was forced to cancel his only Australian performance today when police feared that a sudden surge in high powered sniper rifle sales in the days leading up to his appearance was not an unrelated co-incidence. Simon Overland, Chief Commissioner of Victoria Police was angered by the mass hysteria amongst [...]
Hey Hey it’s Saturday vs The Pacific – Who Won the Ratings War?
The results for the biggest ratings showdown of 2010 are in, with Channel 7 and Channel 9 going head to head last night in a battle for the eyes of viewers, the dollars of advertisers and the rage of people who hate Daryl Somers. One show was a much talked about locally filmed Australian production [...]
