Archive for July, 2010

BREAKING NEWS – Prime Minister Julia Gillard To Personally Stop Asylum Seekers With Her Voice

BREAKING NEWS – Prime Minister Julia Gillard has just formally announced her plans to end the influx of asylum seekers attempting to enter Australia. “We don’t like boat people coming to this country unannounced and trying to come in the back door and then trying to sponge off our system which costs every legitimate Australian [...]

Ben Cousins Overdoses on Sleeping Pills, Caffeine Tablets, Panadol, Smarties, TicTac’s & Nerds

Richmond Superstar Ben Cousins is still in critical condition this morning after being admitted to Epworth Hospital’s Emergency Department after a suspected overdose of sleeping pills, caffeine tablets, Panadols, Smarties, TicTac’s, Nerds, a button from his shirt, various sized nuts and bolts, a 15amp car fuse and 43 other small pill shaped items. “At this [...]