Archive for February, 2011
Cyclone Yasi Deathtoll Stands at: 0. News Anchors “prepared to kill innocent people” if Fatalities Don’t Start Soon.
As Cyclone Yasi bears down on a frightened Queensland population, several news anchors have suggested they were “..prepared to kill innocent civilians if the cyclone deathtoll didn’t start soon.” As a precaution, Queensland police have detained Karl Stefanovic, Tracy Grimshaw and David ‘Kochie’ Koch as their flights landed in Queensland this afternoon in preparation for [...]
Judy Moran found not guilty in Des Moran murder trial. Rogue hippopotamus implicated.
Crime matriach Judy Moran has been found not guilty in the Des ‘Tuppence’ Moran murder trial after lawyers proved witnesses to the shooting weren’t able to tell the difference between Moran and a large African hippopotamus. “There’s not a shred of evidence to prove that the getaway car involved in the shooting of her brother-in-law, [...]
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