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United Nations Executes Kinder Surprise Jingle Writer
The United Nations, acting on the demands of rioting parents around the world, yesterday executed the jingle writer of the current Kinder Surprise commercial, finding him “..guilty of crimes against humanity” said Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon. Freelance jingle writer, Hans E. Gruber, penned the notorious tune in 2006, but it wasn’t until 2008 that Kinder Surprise [...]
Al Gore Found to Cause Global Warming, Making Film About Self, Urges Government to Act on Him Immediately
Failed politician, Al Gore, in an attempt to once-and-for-all erase from public memory his unsuccessful 2000 Presidential campaign against a lump of fossilized wood, has declared the he, Al Gore, is in fact the cause of Global Warming, and announced plans to immediately begin shooting a documentary about the dangers of himself to the world. [...]
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