http://www.blrtr.com The News you Read AFTER Reading the News Wed, 02 Feb 2011 11:25:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://www.blrtr.com/2011/02/cyclone-yasi-deathtoll-stands-at-0-news-anchors-prepared-to-kill-innocent-people-if-fatalities-dont-start-soon/ http://www.blrtr.com/2011/02/cyclone-yasi-deathtoll-stands-at-0-news-anchors-prepared-to-kill-innocent-people-if-fatalities-dont-start-soon/#comments Wed, 02 Feb 2011 11:25:48 +0000 Blrtr http://www.blrtr.com/?p=1027

Hollywood mourns the unexpected death of 150,000 people around the world on Sunday

400 people at Melbourne Sex and the City 2 Premiere Hospitalised with Radiation Poisoning

Nine axes “This Afternoon”, replaces it with “Fat People Doin’ Stuff fo’ Money!”

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Blackburn North Man Injured in Unprovoked Attack – Eddie McGuire Questioned

Cyclone Yasi Deathtoll Stands at: 0. News Anchors “prepared to kill innocent people” if Fatalities Don’t Start Soon.

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Kevin Rudd Challenged By Julia Gillard, Declares ‘Barley’ to Save Job

BREAKING NEWS: Banks Are Arseholes

BREAKING NEWS: Eddie McGuire Spontaneously Combusts over Buckley Appointment

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BREAKING NEWS – Prime Minister Julia Gillard To Personally Stop Asylum Seekers With Her Voice

Kevin Rudd tells Ministers to “Fuck Off”, Punches Wayne Swan in Mouth

Kevin Rudd Warns Australia “Look Out! We’re All Going to Die!”

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Nurofen Zavance Racing Team Sacks ‘More Speed’ Woman

Angelina Jolie Killed Filming Nurofen Commercial

Justin Bieber Cancels Australian Show – Blames Sore Tummy

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Obama Recruits James Cameron and Na’vi to help with growing BP Oil Spill

John Howard Wins ICC Nomination, Cricket Fans Worldwide Scream “WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?”

Kevin Rudd tells Ministers to “Fuck Off”, Punches Wayne Swan in Mouth

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Hollywood mourns the unexpected death of 150,000 people around the world on Sunday

Benicio Del Toro, Angelina Jolie Arrested, Bryan Singer Shot Dead Over Magnum Gold Ice Cream Haul

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Victoria still wants Tiger – We Love Him Long Time

Car Nazi GM tells Tiger Woods “No More Cars for You!”

Tiger Woods changes name to Armadillo Forest, Declares Affair Crisis Over

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