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Benicio Del Toro, Angelina Jolie Arrested, Bryan Singer Shot Dead Over Magnum Gold Ice Cream Haul
Actors Benicio Del Toro and Angelina Jolie are in custody today and director Bryan Singer (The Usual Suspects, Superman Returns) has been shot dead after their planned heist of 75 million Magnum Gold ice cream bars went tragically wrong last night. It’s alleged that Del Toro, Jolie and Singer hatched the daring plan to break [...]
Angelina Jolie Caught Smuggling Haitian President out of Country
Angelina Jolie has been arrested in Haiti after attempting to smuggle Haitian President Rene Preval out of the country illegally in her Prada handbag. Jolie, a UN Goodwill Ambassador, claims she was only trying to find a more suitable home for the President, who she initially thought was an orphan hiding in the ruins of [...]
Angelina Jolie Killed Filming Nurofen Commercial
Angelina Jolie, star of films such as “Look at Me!”, “Look at Me 2!: Look Dammit!” and the upcoming live-action thriller “I Shoot Your Face III” died instantly this morning while filming the followup to her recent Nurofen back pain relief commercial. Jolie was reprising her role of Lara Croft for the ad, which sees [...]
