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Abominable Snowman Announces Engagement to Tim Holding

By Blrtr ⋅ September 2, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

The Abominable Snowman has announced his engagement to Tim Holding. Yesterday the Snowman and Holding were dramatically lifted to safety aboard a hovering rescue helicopter after spending 3 days lost at Mount Feathertop. After the rescue, Holding revealed his secret relationship with the Abominable Snowman, and that they had an Abominable Snowbaby which he had [...]

BREAKING NEWS: Banks Are Arseholes

By Blrtr ⋅ July 24, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

BREAKING NEWS: Reports are coming in that “..banks are arseholes.” More news as it arrives.

Former Telstra CEO Sol Trujillo an Arsehole

By Blrtr ⋅ July 24, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

BREAKING NEWS: Former Telstra CEO, Sol Trujillo, has been reported to be “a world-class arsehole.” More news as it it arrives.

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