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Bingle-Fest 2010 LIVE UPDATE – Lara Bingle seen using a telephone
Bingle-Fest 2010 LIVE UPDATE Unconfirmed reports are arriving that Lara Bingle, Australia’s favourite slut daughter, has been spotted speaking on a telephone. Details are currently sketchy, but some sources claim the telephone was a late model Uniden XDECT 7055 Triple supplied by Telstra on a HomeLine Advanced call plan. “If reports are correct about the [...]
Celebrity Agent Max Markson to Represent Max Markson, Announces Celebrity Agent Max Markson
Celebrity agent Max Markson of celebrity management organisation Markson Sparks has announced a new management deal for celebrity agent Max Markson of Markson Sparks, Australia’s premier celebrity management organisation. “I’m very pleased to finally be able to represent Max Markson” said agent Max Markson today. “Max has been someone I’ve wanted on the books for [...]
Brendan Fevola Retires from Football After Solving World’s Hardest Maths Problem
Controversial star forward Brendan Fevola has stunned both the football and the academic world by announcing his retirement from AFL and also solving The Jacobian Conjecture, a notoriously difficult mathematical problem formulated in 1939. The Clay Mathematics Institute in the United States has offered a $1,000,000 prize for the correct solution, and are currently verifying [...]
Carlton to Trade Fevola, Will Swap for Lugia EX Pokemon Card, BMX Bike or Car Roof Rack.
Carlton Football Club have finally run out of patience with controversial forward Brendan Fevola, offering him up for immediate trade. Fevola, still recovering from recent events that saw him sexually molest a police divvy van after he lost an arguement with a drunk horse during the Brownlow After Party, expressed his disappointment with this latest [...]
Brendan Fevola Drunken Brownlow Pissing Frenzy Disgrace, Sacked by Footy Show
BREAKING NEWS Brendan Fevola announces retirement from football (click here to read new story) Carlton’s controversial full-forward Brendan Fevola is again in the doghouse after disgracing himself during the televised Brownlow Medal count. Fevola, attending the Brownlow with part-time wife Alex Fevola, was seen by television audiences urinating on himself, and urging others to urinate [...]
