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Brendan Fevola Retires from Football After Solving World’s Hardest Maths Problem
Controversial star forward Brendan Fevola has stunned both the football and the academic world by announcing his retirement from AFL and also solving The Jacobian Conjecture, a notoriously difficult mathematical problem formulated in 1939. The Clay Mathematics Institute in the United States has offered a $1,000,000 prize for the correct solution, and are currently verifying [...]
Carlton to Trade Fevola, Will Swap for Lugia EX Pokemon Card, BMX Bike or Car Roof Rack.
Carlton Football Club have finally run out of patience with controversial forward Brendan Fevola, offering him up for immediate trade. Fevola, still recovering from recent events that saw him sexually molest a police divvy van after he lost an arguement with a drunk horse during the Brownlow After Party, expressed his disappointment with this latest [...]
Brendan Fevola Drunken Brownlow Pissing Frenzy Disgrace, Sacked by Footy Show
BREAKING NEWS Brendan Fevola announces retirement from football (click here to read new story) Carlton’s controversial full-forward Brendan Fevola is again in the doghouse after disgracing himself during the televised Brownlow Medal count. Fevola, attending the Brownlow with part-time wife Alex Fevola, was seen by television audiences urinating on himself, and urging others to urinate [...]
