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Channel Nine Axes Winter Olympics for being “too gay”
The Nine Network has axed the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics coverage for being “..too gay for our audience demographic” said Nine CEO David Gyngell. “Our viewers want to watch real men playing real sports, with lots of violence, action and a constant stream of mind numbing statistics spewed forth from excitable and incomprehensible commentators” said [...]
Blackburn North Man Injured in Unprovoked Attack – Eddie McGuire Questioned
26 year old Blackburn North resident Bruce Enphil is today recovering in hospital after he was allegedly kinghit in an unprovoked attack at a local bar last night. Police are questioning Collingwood President Eddie McGuire over the incident. Witnesses claim they saw a man resembling Channel Nine personality McGuire walk up to the entrance of [...]
BREAKING NEWS: Eddie McGuire Spontaneously Combusts over Buckley Appointment
BREAKING NEWS: Eddie McGuire today spontaneously combusted in front of a packed media gathering while officially announcing the appointment of club legend Nathan Buckley to the position of Assistant Coach of Collingwood. McGuire, who several years ago professed his undying love to Buckley in the nationally televised 2 hour Channel Nine Special “Buck ‘n’ Me: [...]
