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Channel Nine Axes Winter Olympics for being “too gay”
The Nine Network has axed the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics coverage for being “..too gay for our audience demographic” said Nine CEO David Gyngell. “Our viewers want to watch real men playing real sports, with lots of violence, action and a constant stream of mind numbing statistics spewed forth from excitable and incomprehensible commentators” said [...]
Brendan Fevola Drunken Brownlow Pissing Frenzy Disgrace, Sacked by Footy Show
BREAKING NEWS Brendan Fevola announces retirement from football (click here to read new story) Carlton’s controversial full-forward Brendan Fevola is again in the doghouse after disgracing himself during the televised Brownlow Medal count. Fevola, attending the Brownlow with part-time wife Alex Fevola, was seen by television audiences urinating on himself, and urging others to urinate [...]
Sam Newman Questioned in Road Rage Incident, Internet Commits Suicide
In breaking news, Channel Nine ‘identity’ and delusional fallguy, Sam Newman, famous for his inane ramblings and confused appearance on The Footy Show, was interviewed by police today over an alleged roadrage incident that took place in the early hours of Friday. Police released a statement that “Yes, some very old guy was questioned over [...]
