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Hollywood mourns the unexpected death of 150,000 people around the world on Sunday
Hollywood is still in shock today at the sudden and unexpected news that 150,000 people died on Sunday from natural causes, unnatural causes, various diseases, heart failure, cancer, old age, plague, car accidents, slipping in the shower, accidental stabbing by a small baby playing with a kitchen knife, rabid dogs, feral deer rampage, disputes over [...]
Stallone to Make Rambo 5, head of studio sacked.
Sylvester Stallone today announced he has been given the greenlight to make Rambo 5. The studio has denied giving the greenlight, claiming they couldn’t understand what he was saying. “I thought he was asking for directions to the cafeteria, not asking if he could make more films.” said Alberto DeGonzalez, who was later fired as [...]
BREAKING NEWS: Katie Holmes’s Far Death Experience!
Movie star and midget afficianado, Katie Holmes, is recovering after a near death experience while shooting her latest film, the remake of Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. Holmes, currently in Melbourne, Australia, shooting scenes for the film, was startled when a car in Hollywood, California, 12,500km away, suddenly caught fire and had to be [...]
Victoria Beckham Has Head Reduction Surgery
In a dramatic bid to quickly shed her extra unwanted body fat, Victoria Beckham has undergone the latest fad to sweep Hollywood – Head Reduction Surgery. The procedure is little known outside of A-Lister circles, with only the most cashed-up stars of stage, screen and music able to afford Dr. Heimlich M. Anuver’s revolutionary weight [...]
