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Lara Bingle Splits with Agent Max Markson, Seeking ‘quieter life, diginity, morals, ethics, talent and to be able to sleep with myself at night without waking up wishing I was dead’,
Celebrity Nobody Lara Bingle has announced her split from celebrity nobody Celebrity Nobody promoter Max Markson. “I’ve had enough of the ‘celebrity nobody’ thing, I just want to be a plain old ‘nobody’ again, and for cricket fans to stop throwing beer cans at me all the time,” said Bingle during an exclusive interview with [...]
Bingle-Fest 2010 LIVE UPDATE – Clarke and Bingle Split, “It’s Over!” says angry neighbour
Human carcrash Lara Bingle and Aussie cricketer Michael Clarke have officially split, calling off their engagement and ending their relationship this morning. The announcement was made in an official statement by the couple’s disgruntled neighbour, Marjorie Paltrow-Brent. “I’m so sick and blasted tired of all the reporters, the hovering helicopters, the damn noisey photographers, the [...]
Bingle-Fest 2010 LIVE UPDATE – Lara Bingle seen using a telephone
Bingle-Fest 2010 LIVE UPDATE Unconfirmed reports are arriving that Lara Bingle, Australia’s favourite slut daughter, has been spotted speaking on a telephone. Details are currently sketchy, but some sources claim the telephone was a late model Uniden XDECT 7055 Triple supplied by Telstra on a HomeLine Advanced call plan. “If reports are correct about the [...]
Lara Bingle Sues Fevola for Making Her Look Like a Bigger Unemployed Bimbo than Usual
22 year old Lara Bingle, who is currently engaged to ruin Australian cricketer Michael Clarke’s life, claims Brendan Fevola’s actions in distributing a semi-naked picture of her has jeapordised her chances of marrying and then divorcing Clarke and talking half of his life savings. “Brendan should have realised that what he did was wrong. He [...]
Celebrity Agent Max Markson to Represent Max Markson, Announces Celebrity Agent Max Markson
Celebrity agent Max Markson of celebrity management organisation Markson Sparks has announced a new management deal for celebrity agent Max Markson of Markson Sparks, Australia’s premier celebrity management organisation. “I’m very pleased to finally be able to represent Max Markson” said agent Max Markson today. “Max has been someone I’ve wanted on the books for [...]
