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Kinder Surprise Jingle Writer Dead, Actors In Hiding from Mob, FBI Deny Involvement
Following recent public jubilation over the execution of the Kinder Surprise jingle writer for crimes against humanity, La Casa Nostra, commonly referred to as The Mob, The Mafia, or “Those Guys..you know..with the pants” announced they were prepared to offer a certified professional hitman the sum of one million dollars for the assassination of all [...]
Al Gore Found to Cause Global Warming, Making Film About Self, Urges Government to Act on Him Immediately
Failed politician, Al Gore, in an attempt to once-and-for-all erase from public memory his unsuccessful 2000 Presidential campaign against a lump of fossilized wood, has declared the he, Al Gore, is in fact the cause of Global Warming, and announced plans to immediately begin shooting a documentary about the dangers of himself to the world. [...]
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