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Angelina Jolie Caught Smuggling Haitian President out of Country
Angelina Jolie has been arrested in Haiti after attempting to smuggle Haitian President Rene Preval out of the country illegally in her Prada handbag. Jolie, a UN Goodwill Ambassador, claims she was only trying to find a more suitable home for the President, who she initially thought was an orphan hiding in the ruins of [...]
Madonna Faints Onstage, Blames Exhaustion, Definitely Exhaustion, Not Age, Okay?
Madonna, currently on the Lower North East Bulgarian leg of her “I Have a Vagina! World Tour” has fainted twice on stage this week, sparking fears for her health. Both fainting spells occurred during the opening number, within the first 2 minutes of the highly energetic act which sees Madonna parachute to the stage naked [...]
African roadie dies in stage collapse, Madonna offers to adopt body
An African roadie was killed when the concert stage he was helping set up for Madonna’s latest world tour collapsed in France, crushing him under 400 tonnes of scaffolding. A visibly distraught Madonna, wearing a transparent Dolce & Gabbanna clingwrap dress, offered her condolences to the grieving family, and offered to adopt the body when [...]
