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iPhone Protoype Goes Missing, Worker Files Lost Prototype Report, Returns to Work

By Blrtr ⋅ July 22, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

Chinese factory work, Sun Moon DangYong, 25, today filed ‘Form 145B,  a Report of Lost Prototype Type F(iPhone)’, with his direct superiors at Foxconn, the Chinese manufacturer contracted by Apple to produce the popular iPhone mobile telephony device. DangYong, head of production for the iPhone, claimed that a box containing 16 of the prototypes had [...]

Sam Newman Questioned in Road Rage Incident, Internet Commits Suicide

By Blrtr ⋅ July 9, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

In breaking news, Channel Nine ‘identity’ and delusional fallguy, Sam Newman, famous for his inane ramblings and confused appearance on The Footy Show, was interviewed by police today over an alleged roadrage incident that took place in the early hours of Friday. Police released a statement that “Yes, some very old guy was questioned over [...]

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