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Opposition calls for Peter Garrett’s Resignation after Spate of Guinea Pig Deaths
The Opposition is upping the pressure on Prime Minister Kevin Rudd today, calling for the immediate resignation of Environment Minister Peter Garrett after the unexplained death of several guinea pigs around the country. “This just goes to show how inept Mr Garrett has been in his handling of the Home Guinea Pig Rebate Scheme.” said [...]
Liberal Party Rejects ETS, Burns it, Wraps Ashes in Plastic, Throws it in Ocean Where it Chokes a Dolphin
The Liberal Party, under the new leadership of Tony “Kill ‘Em All!” Abbott, today rejected Prime Minister Kevin Rudd’s proposed Emission Trading Scheme 41 to 33 votes in the Senate. “No one wants this pretend tax bullshit, certainly not me, and definitely not any hard working Aussie driving around in a V8 with the aircon [...]
Tony Abbott New Liberal Leader – Kills Malcolm Turnbull and Joe Hockey in Bloody 3 Way Cage Match
Tony Abbott has become the new Liberal Party Heavyweight Champion after a blood soaked violent 3 Way Cage Match this morning. Abbott came out fast in the first round and immediately strangled Joe Hockey with a Brazilian Reverse Sleeper Hold before Hockey could get a punch in. Hockey struggled to escape his grip and retain [...]
Joe Hockey Challenges Malcolm Turnbull to Cage Match to Decide Party Leadership
Joe Hockey today challenged embattled Liberal party leader Malcolm Turnbull to a no rules Cage Match to decide the leadership of the Party. “I’ve had enough of that fucking nancyboy, it’s about time someone kicked his balls out of his mouth and returned the Liberal Party to it’s former glory” said Hockey today after a [...]
